No mean intentions , but these are funny Spanglish artefacts seen around here….
My place of encounter? Great! Do I need my boots of escaping?
And when it’s done, it rubs the lotion on it’s skin.
 I have high respect for anyone who can speak multiple languages. Having lived in multiple places where English was a second language, that respect only grows. But c’mon, we can still have a giggle at the funny things we see, right?