The Jew Has Left the Building

“What is your name?”
“are you jewish?”
“really?, are you sure?”
“you know I dont mind if you are. you can tell me”
“I'm not jewish”
“but you have a jewish name”
“yes I know.”
“you know, all the guys in the telecom group wanted to know”
“huh. what if I am?”
“So you are?”
“really man, its ok – you can tell me I wont mind. Are you?”
“no, I'm not.”
“are you parents?”
“really? what religion are they?”
“they aren't religious really”
“hmm. and you? what religion are you?”
“what! You worship a statue?!”

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