Choice bits from their weekly review
Swedish doctor in Norway was fired for using an “anal massage” technique to cure different kinds of pain, such as headaches. “I am different,” explained the doctor.
President George W. Bush believes that “saving Iran is going to be his legacy.”
An Australian nudist, attempting to kill a spider, suffered burns over 18 percent of his body after he poured gasoline into the spider's hole and lit a match.
I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby told a grand jury that … he leaked classified information … under the specific authorization of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.
A private company in California said that it had … grown new brain, heart, and bone cells from … human testes cells.