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Are these real?

Kids, always make sure you are reading official lyrics. The following are two possible candidates for Alannis Morissette, Knees of My Bees. The emphasis is mine.

Candidate #1

We share a culture, same vernacular
Love of physical humor and time spent alone 
You with your penchant for spontaneous advents
for sticky unrests be unearthed and then gone

You are a gift renaissance with a wink 
with tendencies for conversations that raise bars
You are a sage who is fueled by compassion 
comes to nooks and crannies as balm for all scars

 
Candidate #2

We share a culture same vernacular
Love of physical humor and time spent alone
You with your penchant for spontaneous events
For sticky and raspy, unearthed and then gone

You are a gift promised sent with a wink 
With tendencies for conversations that raise bars
You are a sage who is fueled by compassion
Comes to nooks and crannies, is bound for all stars

Give up?

#1 is the winner. Found here.
#2 is kinda funny really. Found here.

Lyrics Generator


What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of dishonesty
Like a einstein character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Sound familiar? Lyrics from whom?

Alannis Morriset? nope – but according to www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html, maybe……

Hey I love Alannis. “So Called Chaos” is in the top rated list on the iPod.

Tangerine Alert

“So the Homeland Security people run up the threat levels from Puce
to Magenta to Crimson and back down to Vermilion, keeping ordinary
Americans in a permanent state of anxiety, and most of the US media
disseminate this nonsense as though it had some connection to reality.”

“What you should not be able to do is to portray terrorism as the
greatest danger facing Americans today. Americans face a bigger risk of
drowning in the bath than of being killed by terrorists (a good reason to
take baths in pairs whenever possible), and a far greater risk of dying by
falling down the stairs. Even in the tragic month of September, 2001, just
as many Americans died in highway accidents as from terrorist attacks, and
almost as many died of gunshot wounds.”



Tangerine Alert By Gwynne Dyer