The Jew Has Left the Building

“What is your name?”
“Jacob”
“really?”
“yes”
“are you jewish?”
“no”
“really?, are you sure?”
“yes”
“you know I dont mind if you are. you can tell me”
“I'm not jewish”
“but you have a jewish name”
“yes I know.”
“you know, all the guys in the telecom group wanted to know”
“really?”
“yes”
“huh. what if I am?”
“So you are?”
“no”
“really man, its ok – you can tell me I wont mind. Are you?”
“no, I'm not.”
“are you parents?”
“no”
“really? what religion are they?”
“they aren't religious really”
“hmm. and you? what religion are you?”
“buhddist”
“what! You worship a statue?!”
“no”

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