Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Canadian Rockies,
were an American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady,
and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope
me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped
The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the
blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the American again.