Some pearlers here ….

Guy on cell: I'm just so sick of hearing about Gaza. So many people getting shot…it just sounds like LA.

Umm – no there not….. ??? ….

Girl: “AKA” means “otherwise known as.” This is America!

It shur doz!

Hipster guy on cell: How's Delaware?…Aw, I'm sorry…Your grandma what?…Ew!

Death is so gross

Suit: Hawaii is so boring! There's nothing to do but stay calm.

Thats gotta suck!

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