Guy on cell: I'm just so sick of hearing about Gaza. So many people getting shot…it just sounds like LA.
Umm – no there not….. ??? ….
Girl: “AKA” means “otherwise known as.” This is America!
It shur doz!
Hipster guy on cell: How's Delaware?…Aw, I'm sorry…Your grandma what?…Ew!
Death is so gross
Suit: Hawaii is so boring! There's nothing to do but stay calm.
Thats gotta suck!