Arizona governor defends new immigration law

June 2nd, 2010

From CNN:

The new immigration law, implemented last month, allows police officers to check the residency status of anyone who is being investigated for a crime or possible legal infraction if there is reasonable suspicion the person is an illegal resident. Critics, including Holder, have said the law will promote racial profiling.

So police officers now can, on suspicion of a crime, and on suspicion that you are not a citizen, request your proof of citizenship.  They should just be made to get a green-card tattoo on the wrist to make them easier to spot, and easier to keep an eye on.

And what, pray tell, is “reasonable suspicion”?  And how does this not lead to racial profiling?

I suppose this is OK if you can prove to me that there are no racist police officers.

But here’s a question: When does repeatedly having to show your green-card to paranoid racist cops become harassment?  What recourse would you have then?

The IBM Air Movement Device

June 1st, 2010

Last night, I tweeted about my dead power supply, and mentioned that the AMD was malfunctioning.  This was a reference to what I thought was a folklore story about an IBM computer reporting a faulty AMD, and noone being able to figure out what the fell an AMD was.

This morning, I Googled it, and sure enough, there is such a thing as an IBM AMD.

AKA fan

Usually, an acronym is supposed to save letters, but this time, the saving of letters is only because the  original term was made needless complicated.

Word trying to raise the dead: Attached templates from servers long gone.

May 25th, 2010

So, after the IT department failed to upgrade Lotus Notes remotely, they came to my desk, and ran Microsoft Update.  Manually.  And installed about 40 updates.  Why hadn’t these been updated already? Don’t ask.

Some of these updates were for Office, and naturally, something went wrong.  All of a sudden, Word started hanging when trying to open documents.  Google found some forums, which lead to this article

Documents that have attached templates take a long time to open in Word 2002 and in Word 2003 …

So the solution is unplug from the network, and run a Macro, cutting and pasting into it every directory in which you may have documents with attached templates on non-existent servers.  Oh fun.

Not to mention that I also dislike VB, especially VBA, and trying to research recursive directory search code requires the internet, which is disconnected because testing the VBA macro will hang.  Nice.

Oh, and by the way, the AutoOpen macro? Yeah, it runs after the templates have been loaded, so no good trying to write a macro that fixes this only when you try to open this document.

Dear Lazyweb: write me an app that searches all my computer for Word files, detects an attached template beginning with “\\” and replaces it with “Normal”.

Considerations for Jet-Blast

April 20th, 2010

When looking at the FAA Advisory Circular 150/5300-13 to see what the rules are about installing equipment next to a runway, I found this little gem:

A jet engine operating at maximum thrust is capable of lifting a 2 foot (0.6 m) boulder, located 35 feet (10m) behind the airplane completely off the ground.

That’s a big boulder!

Quality of RFP documentation

April 9th, 2010

You can expect a wide range of quality for RFP documents.  Sometimes, they are an imaculate document with perfect section and page numbering that is consistant throughout.

Other times, they are a collection of photocopied, scanned, hand annotated monsters, with sections numbers from different conventions, and pictures like this:

Airport with sensor locations

This is a map of an airport, and on this map are the location of existing sensors which are to be replaced as part of the RFP.  Take special note of the 22 sensors and 9 RPU cabinets, and from this map, calculate the cost of

  • sensor cabling,
  • data cabling,
  • power cabling,
  • trenching,
  • obstruction light placement,
  • a thousand other things.

Now go and prepare a fixed price quote.  Oye.

The 2o7 cookie.

April 8th, 2010

I started blocking cookies, just for fun, and was amazed how many sites try to give me a 207.net cookie!

This article was interesting, but not as interesting as one of the comments from the author:

Plus, if you think the ads are selling products, you’re sadly mistaken. The ads are selling you to the companies that make the products. You are the product. I find that offensive.

He did go on a bit of a rant however, about his electricity bill, which kind of ruined it.  But I like the idea of realising that your anonymity is long-gone, and your browsing habits are a product, and someone if profiting from them.

Maybe someone in the ad industry would like to comment?

Lotus Notes Fail: Importing ICS files

April 6th, 2010

This is supposed to easy, and I guess it is with v8, but it doesn’t seem to work for me. In fact, this kind of thing typifies my entire Lotus Notes experience. ICS files are common file format for calender entries, and have been around since forever, and Notes can’t import them, which is doubly weird since Lotus was involved in defining the standard.

When you use the “Import…” option, you get this dialogue:

Import Document Dialog

Import Document Dialog

Not a good start really. Nothing in the “Files of type” selection that make sense, so stick with the default “Structured Text”.

Then, you get this dialogue, with a selection list in the middle with about 200 entries in it.

Import Dialog - Select Form

Import Dialog - Select Form

Most of these entries have helpful names like:

  • R5 Compatibility Form
  • Setup MiniView
  • Switcher Form for Calender
  • Switcher Form for Folders
  • Switcher Form for To Do
  • To Do

(Ahh! That looks familiar, we must be getting close to real options, oh wait, what’s this….)

  • $$View Template for Calender
  • $$View Template for Threads
  • $$View Template for TodoByCategory

Anyway, you get the idea.  After about 80 mouse clicks, I found an option “Calender Entry” which seems the obvious choice.

Hit OK, and a the screen flickers, and …. nothing.  Ok, check the date that the calender entry was for, and …. nothing.

Oh well, write off the last 5 minutes as a total waste of time, try to not curse this confounded software, and add the entry manually, which deep down, you knew you should have done in the first place, because lets face it, nothing works like it should with Notes.

(Someone pointed out this link (via this one), but it only talks about sending calendering information via email.  It doesn’t help my import an ICS file.)

Bishops and Saints

April 5th, 2010

Nothing disturbs a bishop quite so much as the presence of a saint in the parish.

Advanced Technology and Magic

April 5th, 2010

While reading Monbiot’s latest, I came across the quote I have always wanted to know the origon of. Being Monbiot, the quote was referenced, so now I know that it was …

Arthur C Clarke who remarked that “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”

I tend to paraphrase this thus:

Any sufficienty complex software presentation is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

Spam Blogs Republish Your RSS Feeds? Use this to your Advantage

March 24th, 2010

Here is a tip: When you find your blog is being re-broadcast via your RSS feed, embed links in it back to your site.  This will clearly show the content has been hijacked, and might even drive more page views.