New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,” ooh, you're a huge asshole.
To which Paul replied:
Heh, I only use three adjectives…. triple venti non-fat Latte…..not much of an asshole on the starbucks asshole scale!!