Harpers Weekly Update

American troops were using lasers to “dazzle” Iraqi drivers who do not stop at checkpoints; if used properly, said a Pentagon spokesman, the laser light will not blind its target.

A man with no legs climbed to the summit of Mt. Everest,[The Independent] and the mayor of Scottsdale, Arizona, was offended by a new restaurant called the Pink Taco.

Scottish scientist Klaus Zuberbuhler found that Nigerian putty-nosed male monkeys say “pyow” to warn of leopards and “hack” to warn of eagles. “Pyow,” said a monkey. “Hack hack pyow hack hack.”[MSNBC]

Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly warned that “many far-left thinkers believe the white power structure that controls America is bad.”

About 2,000 gallons of Sunny D concentrate leaked into a river in England, killing fish and turning the water bright yellow.

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