After all, “Denegeres” and “degenerate” are pretty close…..
Ellen Must Be Stopped!
Pat Robertson has once again shown us the way. Forget global warming, turns out Ellen Degeneres is responsible for Hurricane Katrina!
“Thisis the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” said Pat. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres' hometown? … God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda. But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”
In other news, Hugo Chavez is still alive.
You'll recall that Pat Robertson suggested assassinating the Venezuela president, but later apologized