Are these real?

Kids, always make sure you are reading official lyrics. The following are two possible candidates for Alannis Morissette, Knees of My Bees. The emphasis is mine.

Candidate #1

We share a culture, same vernacular
Love of physical humor and time spent alone 
You with your penchant for spontaneous advents
for sticky unrests be unearthed and then gone

You are a gift renaissance with a wink 
with tendencies for conversations that raise bars
You are a sage who is fueled by compassion 
comes to nooks and crannies as balm for all scars

 
Candidate #2

We share a culture same vernacular
Love of physical humor and time spent alone
You with your penchant for spontaneous events
For sticky and raspy, unearthed and then gone

You are a gift promised sent with a wink 
With tendencies for conversations that raise bars
You are a sage who is fueled by compassion
Comes to nooks and crannies, is bound for all stars

Give up?

#1 is the winner. Found here.
#2 is kinda funny really. Found here.

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